Learn your Fortune with The EHS Squire’s Horoscopes

By: Hope Hefright

Aries (March 21-April 19): This could be a trying time for you, Aries, but keep your head up! The fall will provide a time of peace and restoration for your stressed mentality. A few words of wisdom: get more sleep, and eat more greens. Those of you in fall sports will thank us for the surge in strength and those who aren’t will find themselves with a clearer head and better grades. Also, watch out for useful opportunities coming your way; you never know where they could lead!

Taurus (April 20- May 20): An important figure will appear in your life, so make sure to take note. Our suggestion – don’t be too eager, but don’t let them slip away! A few words of wisdom: reconnect with your past in these next few days, as a trip down memory lane will provide some perspective. Also, try to embrace your frugal side; overspending on things like food and coffee can add up, and you may not have noticed the dent it has made in your funds.

Gemini (May 21- June 20): You may be experimenting with your looks somewhat, and we’re all for it! Just don’t post too many pictures you might regret. A few words of wisdom: count your blessings. Don’t take for granted what you’ve been given in life, even if things feel like they’ve been dismal. Also, be conscious of those math assignments you’ve been putting off – we all know they’ll come back to bite you.

Cancer (June 21- July 22): Love is in the air for you, Cancer! Whether it be your special someone or just a classroom crush, we know the world’s been feeling a little more warm and fuzzy than usual. Our advice: Don’t be afraid to put yourself out there and show your true personality. Worst comes to worst you can transfer schools. Also, try to take some time for yourself this week, as you are a generous person and may be feeling taken advantage of.

Leo (July 23- August 22): Some serious cash is going to be coming your way soon, so be careful how you spend it! Look out for those friends that are only trying to profit off of what you have; you can do way better. A few words of wisdom: spice up your day! If you’re feeling trapped it’s due to a lack of variety in your life, and the lion inside you needs some room to run. Take a different route to school or work and try some new activities. If even those seem too difficult to make time for – try some new foods! Although beware some of the cafeteria items, your stomach did not like that last purchase.

Virgo (August 23- September 22): You crave control and, as a result, you come across as bossy sometimes. We understand. This week you may be challenged by others who see this in you, so our advice: keep calm and collected. Don’t feel the need to change your organized ways; those who are less organized around you will envy this. A few words of wisdom: Do that thing you’ve been dreading for months. It won’t be so bad.

Libra (September 23-October 22): It’s your birthday season and with this can come all kinds of emotions, but try to focus on the happy part. Take the time to gather with family or friends and, if you can’t, spend some time treating yourself. A few words of wisdom: Use less technology. As summer winds away we seclude ourselves back into our holes and stare at our screens, but it is vital that you don’t get too sucked into the virtual world – unless, of course, you’re visiting The Squire’s Instagram or twitter, @ehssquire.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Things are looking good for you this week, Scorpio! Pay attention to the news because you will see something that makes your day just a little brighter. Also, drink more water, as your skin might be acting up a little. A few words of wisdom: rely on familiar rituals if you start to lose your focus. Your good habits will come in handy to you at some point. Try to compliment a Virgo this week, because it will most likely come back to benefit you.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): You may feel like you’ve hit a creativity block, and we’re here to say you have and everyone can see it. Try cleaning something that you use regularly and is usually dirty. This will spark an inspiration in you. Whether it is your car or your locker, take the extra time to fix it up. A few words of wisdom: Don’t be afraid of asking for help. The people around you are often more generous than you realize.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Attempt to find common ground with others and you’ll be amazed where it leads. That person who you really don’t like actually shares many interests with you. Also, don’t be afraid to go with the flow, unless it is involving money, in which case be careful. A few words of wisdom: Study for that test two days before instead of one. You’ll thank us. Your academics might have been stressing you out, but better time management will leave you feeling much more in control.

Aquarius (January 20-February 18): This month is very promising in its opportunities for you, Aquarius. You must remain optimistic, even if things feel like they’re going too slowly for your liking. A few words of wisdom: good things come to those who wait. Also, your health will take a minor hit, but rely on natural medicines and your symptoms will alleviate very quickly.

Pisces (February 19-March 20): Your friend will need you soon, so watch out for signs they’re in distress. Your generous heart will come in handy. Also, be careful in vehicles or around any large machinery. Tractors are a bad idea. A few words of wisdom: Go with your gut. Our instincts are there for a reason, and yours may come in handy this week. Overall, this week is not looking so hot for you Pisces, but keep your head clear and your wits sharp and it’ll be okay.

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