Holiday Horoscopes

By: Eric Corse

Capricorn: (December 22-January 19)
You’ve been having a bit of a financial problem this December. You probably went a bit overboard during the infamous Black Friday. Just remember in the future to not bite off more than you can chew and make a diligent effort to secure your finances!

Lucky Song: “Silent Night” by: Anonymous

Aquarius: (January 20-February 18)
You will meet a very special someone very soon. Keep your heart open to all and any opportunities. Since every rose has its thorns, it is better just to choose whomever compliments you best, no matter their problems.

Lucky Song: “All I Want for Christmas is You” by: Mariah Carey

Pisces: (February 19-March 20)
This holiday season is a time for you to kick back and relax those tired legs. You should make time for yourself, family, and friends! You will feel replenished with energy and your mood will improve drastically!

Lucky Song: “Jingle Bell Rock” by: Bobby Helms

Aries: (March 21-April 19)
This December, your yearning for adventure has been replaced by a yearning for joy! You have strived to be happy and spread happiness unto others. Enjoy the rest of the month and just keep smiling and keeping spirits high!

Lucky Song: “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree” by: Brenda Lee

Taurus: (April 20-May 20)
This hasn’t been the best of Decembers for you. The stress of work and school has been bit overwhelming. Just push through it and let the holidays bring you peace and relaxation!

Lucky Song: “Blue Christmas” by: Billy Hayes

Gemini: (May 21-June 20)
Luck, luck, and even more luck! This December has been one of very good fortune and prosperity! Enjoy while it lasts and expand your horizons!

Lucky Song: “A Holly Jolly Christmas” by: Johnny Marks

Cancer: (June 21-July 22)
This December you’re a social butterfly! You found many friendships and relationships in the most unexpected places. Don’t let your new found popularity go to your head, and don’t forget your old friends, because every relationship is precious, old or new!

Lucky Song: “Merry Christmas” by: The Ramones

Leo: (July 23- August 22)
Irritation and frustration have plagued you this December. People have annoyed you, and maybe you failed a test or two. Leave all your frustrations behind you, and allow the holidays to be a time of peace and reorganization.

Lucky Song: “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” by: Andy Williams

Virgo: (August 23-September 22)
This December, the world around you feels small and uneventful. You feel trapped by the normal monotony of daily life. However, you will soon be free! Just around the corner is 2017, and with it, a whole sleigh of new experiences and opportunities!

Lucky Song: “Let It Snow” by: Frank Sinatra

Libra: (September 23-October 22)
You’re feeling a bit mischievous and devious this December. Playing practical jokes and pranks on your friends has been the highlight of your holidays! However, don’t go too overboard and hurt somebody’s feelings. Make sure you enjoy the holidays without ruining another’s.

Lucky Song: “The Christmas Song” by: Adam Sandler

Scorpio: (October 23-November 21)
You’ve been especially studious and diligent this December. You’ve maintained your grades quite well and have passed tests with flying colors and little stress! Keep up the good work and maybe you’ll be rewarded with an overabundance of gifts and joy!

Lucky Song: “Holly Jolly Christmas” by Burl Ives

Sagittarius: (November 22-December 21)
This month made you are totally exhausted, but it has been completely worth it. Take time to relax and celebrate your hard work. Who knows? Maybe you will be rewarded for your hard work with a plethora of gifts and goodies this Christmas!

Lucky Song: “Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire” by: Michael Buble

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